Normally, it would be a lovely relaxing experience to listen to the rain, intermingled with my wife’s breathing as she sleeps peacefully beside me. But it’s a distinctly less pleasant affair when I’m wide awake, stuck in a leaky tent, and the rain shower is more like a thunderstorm. Not to mention, it’s barely noon. The possibility of being stranded here all day and into the night is not an inviting prospect. Already I’m about to die of boredom, and desperately wishing someone in Skyrim had invented a pack of cards.
And while I’m on the subject, the books in Skyrim are way too short.
So it’s with a great deal of relief when I hear the incessant rain slow to a drizzle. I peek outside to make sure I’m not having some kind of aural hallucination — but hallelujah! It’s true! The sky is looking brighter already! Elated that we’re not going to be trapped in a dripping wet tent all day, I find myself spontaneously clapping my hands in joy — and I accidentally wake Jenassa. Whoops.
My wife jerks into consciousness with a start, her hands flying to grab a weapon even before her eyes are completely open. I have to dodge out of the way before she skewers me, which is not an easy maneuver in such a narrow space, and I manage to grab her arm before she slashes a hole in our shelter. It’s only then that she fully wakes up — and she immediately freezes, her eyes widening as she realizes what I’ve barely managed to prevent.
“Good morning, sunshine,” I say as I slowly release her arm. “I know it’s a bit dim in this tent, but I really don’t think we need a skylight.”
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